Do not kiss and tell.

Way too often, people feel the need to boast about their conquests. OK, we get it, you want to brag about the person you were with last night.. however;

NEWSFLASH #1: Kissing someone new doesn't make you cool.

There is a huge difference between telling your best friend about it as opposed to the whole world. A kiss, a date, a second date is not something to brag about.  Gosh, what would you do if you actually accomplished something you know, useful. Like a degree. 

NEWSFLASH #2: Contrary to popular belief, not everyone cares about what is going on in your life. You also look pathetic by bragging about it.

Why you should not kiss and tell.

1) People will judge you. Keep quiet, the less people know the better.
2) You save yourself a lot of stress and aggravation by keeping your mouth shut.
3) It shows that you view the relationship as something special opposed to just another name on the list.

 
Ergo, ladies and gents.. Do not kiss and tell. It's an evil world out there, and there will always be someone waiting to take advantage of any information you offer about yourself. Also, no one wants to date a person who will have the whole world (thanks to twitter, facebook, instagram...) knowing what happened the very next day.